'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
Once I was grounded during Finals night. I snuck my phone out my mom’s room to see who won via Twitter. When I saw who had won, I lost it and cheered a little too loud. Mom caught me red handed.
And that’s how Carolina Crown got me grounded for another week.
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
Here’s looking at you, American Authors and Echosmith!
wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated